What's so Tasty about Human Meat?

The bombs fell 66 years ago
All that is left are the Badlands

Amidst all the mayhem,
Amidst all the rust and blood,
You've managed to escape the Cannibal Coliseum

But they won't let you get far
The Factions are already hunting you
And the Beasts of the Badlands are hungry

Your only chance of survival is banding together with the others who escaped the same atrocious fate as you did.

DISCLAIMER
THIS IS A VIOLENT GAME
ABOUT A VIOLENT PLACE
FULL OF VIOLENT CANNIBALS 
ITS DESCRIPTIONS CONTAIN GORE
AND MAY NOT BE SUITED FOR ALL

(Just picture it in your mind in the style of Rick & Morty, or Adventure Time, something like that)

WHAT'S SO TASTY ABOUT HUMAN MEAT is a Tabletop Role Playing Game (TTRPG) pamphlet with everything you need to play fast-paced mayhem-based violent-inducing post-apocalyptic adventures. 
All you need to play is pencil, paper,  a couple of normal dice (the six-sided type), and the true will to survive.

THIS PAMPHLET CONTAINS:
1 - Step by step character creation that will take you less than five minutes!
2 - Streamlined rules and mechanics for surviving the Badlands (or getting eaten alive), based on Jared Sinclair's What's So Cool About Outer Space.
3 - Tips for narrating and conducting an adventure in the apocalyptic Badlands.
4 - Simplified rules for COMBAT to quickly solve violent altercations. Includes the MAYHEM table for hit locations so you can see if you're exploding the enemy's skull or just puncturing his guts.
5 - WEAPONS Table, for creating deadly equipment on the fly. Roll to generate weapons like the Pneumatic Crowbar and the Chained Hammer.
6 - ARMOR Table, for creating amazing defenses to protect you from harm (not really!). Roll to generate armor like the Concrete Gauntlets and the Road Sign Helmet.
7 - WHO'S HUNTING YOU Table, with six different Factions, all eager to capture you for  your meat, blood and bones.
8 - BEASTS Table for generating the mutated monsters that roam the Badlands looking for easy preys.